The following is a list of awful names that were actually taken from the BoatUS custom lettering website, which many boaters use to physically create the decal that becomes their boat’s name. In an attempt to help new boat owners with their brainstorming, the BoatUS website features a huge, alphabetically-sorted list of thousands of possible names. And some of them are just astounding.
I admit some of these are funny, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say please, for the love of god and decency, do not give your boat any of the following names:
The entries on this master list seem to be submitted by their members, using a form attached to the bottom of the page. On one hand, this is disappointing because it means there may not be actual boats with these names out there, but overall it would probably be better if these boats only exist in trollish imaginations.