Tag: Bad boat names


A list of things you really shouldn’t name your boat.

8th April

The following is a list of awful names that were actually taken from the BoatUS custom lettering website, which many boaters use to physically create the decal that becomes their boat’s name. In an attempt to help new boat owners with their brainstorming, the BoatUS website features a huge, alphabetically-sorted list of thousands of possible names. And some of them are just astounding.

I admit some of these are funny, but I think I can speak for everyone when I say please, for the love of god and decency, do not give your boat any of the following names: 

Ahoy Vey
Aft Oar Ours
Ambivilance
Aphrodisyacht
BASS KISSER
BABY OVERBOARD
big tool the milf man
BLOOD SWEAT AND MONEY
Boatzilla
BOBBY HULL
BREAKING WIND
Captain Stabbin
Cheeks & Thong
Chicken Of The Sea
Cirrhosis of the River
CRIME PAYS
Current Wife
Deez Knots
Farfrompuken
Father’s Mercy
Fish Paste
floating beer keg
Frying Nemo
GALLEY SLAVE
High Jack
HOBOAT
Hot Ruddered Bum
Hope It Floats II
Humphrey Boatgart
In Deep Ship
INXS
I AM …



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